pornstarwars:

okay so there was this girl who really pissed me off at school and over the summer i googled “banishing spells” and i basically lit a candle and said some stuff and now on the first day before school starts i’ve found out that she’s moved to a different school i’m not saying i’m a witch but i’m 100% convinced i’m a witch

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vinebox:

Making faces to your friend across the room..and the teacher catches you…

lmaoo

Please waste your time on me.
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SMOOTH AS FUCK

moistpits:

SMOOTH AS FUCK

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fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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my self esteem is lower than yours.

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